Cast of Characters:
MAN – Middle aged, athletic
WIFE – Middle aged, delicate
WAITRESS – (Me)
The Scene:
MAN and WIFE sit at breakfast table. He’s reading the sports section while she nibbles on her egg-white omelet and reads “Berkshire Living”. The WAITRESS comes by, pours coffee the WIFE, and then proceeds to pour the MAN a cup.
MAN: Thanks! This coffee is great! It’s nice and manly.
WAITRESS: I’m glad you like it! It’s a manly coffee for a manly guy! (laughs)
WIFE: (having just taken a sip) Well, what does that say about the women who drink it?
WAITRESS fails to find an adequate response and proceeds to eat foot.
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